I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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