She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Randomize
