I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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