i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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