I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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