On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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