Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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