she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Randomize
