Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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