yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Randomize
