So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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