Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
This house was built for laser tag.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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