Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Slut skills are useful in every country.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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