I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
either way he was missing a nipple.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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