Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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