Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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