Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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