found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
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