i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Dear god my vagina.
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