U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
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