the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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