The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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