He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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