we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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