you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
That accounts for only three of the penises
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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