Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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