haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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