I must be too annoying 4 u.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
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