i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Can you bring me the toilet please
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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