I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
operation have a gay friend backfired
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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