i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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