nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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