I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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