Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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