I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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