I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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