Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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