their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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