found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
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