This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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