that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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