No, you can still breathe under the balls.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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