Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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