But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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