he thought i was a dude.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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