Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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