I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
It all started with a game of naked twister.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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