i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
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