I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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