Whod you bang
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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