did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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