This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Nicole vs. Life
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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