That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
my liver is dry heaving
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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