She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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