question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
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