let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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