Porn is love you can see.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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